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S1 E15

The Cleveland Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Cleveland, Junior and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Cleveland is holding a flashlight close to his face, telling Rallo a ghost story

And then the ghost looked into the child's eyes. [Rallo whimpers] And he said, BOO!!! [Rallo screams and kicks Cleveland in the balls]

Ow! Bitch!

[Junior turns the living room light on]

Breakfast, anyone?

[Rallo laughs, but Cleveland growls in frustration]

What restaurant is that from? IHOP because diabetes took one of my legs?

Ain't nothing but something to wear.

Why the hell are you dressed like a damn buttery flapjack?

This is my Halloween costume. It's what I'm gonna wear trick-or-treating.

Trick-or-treating? You're fourteen! You're too old to be trick-or-treating! You go out looking like that, the other kids will eat you for breakfast!

Junior [Saying the same thing as him, but as a question] Breakfast? [They both laugh, but Cleveland is serious]

But this is no laughing matter! Grow up and get out of that costume!

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