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S1 E15Unfinished Business

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Chris tried to make the world a better place, by removing Kyle Sandilands, permanently, from the airwaves.

And can I just say, only in Australia could we have a scandal called 'Utegate'! For God's sake, what's next, 'Uggbootgate'? 'Case-of-VB-gate'? It's very embarrassing, isn't it!?

Now, look, for those who came in late, the whole controversy began when Kevin Rudd was given a Mazda ute by his car dealer mates during the last election.

I can't believe he drives a ute.

I can't believe he has a mate.

Andrew Hansen as a senior advisor of Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd: He chained me to a desk, forcing me to shred incriminating evidence. It's not easy feeding an entire Mazda ute through a shredder.

AHAndrew Hansen Voice-over

This week on Small Talk, Australia's most respected interviewer, Ray Martin, goes head-to-head with paleontologist and climate-change campaigner Tim Flannery.

RMRay Martin

So you got here okay? Traffic was alright?

TFTim Flannery

Yeah, wasn't too bad.

RMRay Martin

You got a park?

TFTim Flannery

Yeah, I got one just near here.

RMRay Martin

Now, Bill Henson, I can't let you go without asking one final question... Are you right to get home, or...?

All five of us combined almost create one Shaun Micallef so I think it would be very foolish for any of us to try and go solo,

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