Andrew Hansen quotes from The Chaser's War On Everything

Andrew Hansen

Well, I went to one of those two dollar shops the other day. Loved it. Everything's two dollars, how can you possibly resist? I immediately bought this road sign with a platypus on it.

Andrew

Hats that cost two dollars sell themselves, I think.

Andrew

Chis, mate, I think I’ve torn my tutu.

I need to see you ‘gain, Jack. I need to discuss Paul’s second epistle to the Corinthians.

Andrew

Chris and I have been skating for, oh gosh, how long has it been now?

Chris

Oh, about two weeks.

Andrew

Two weeks or something. We hadn’t even set foot on the ice until, um…

Chris

Today.

Hey, what are you doing?

I’m just trying to reach my bible.

Your bible?

Yeah.

Oh, my God, really?

Well, I’ve got one too.

Andrew Hansen

Well, over the last few weeks you may have seen me in the role of Mr Ten Questions, uh, that’s where I approach celebrities and ask them a series of, um… er… how many questions was it again?

Julian Morrow

Ten. Ten.

Andrew

Thank you. Ten questions.

Chris

Yeah, we get a bit of grief from our mates about it, but we don’t see the sport as unmasculine at all.

Andrew Hansen

Chris, could you help me put my glitter on, mate?