[As Sergio flies around in the sky, disguised as a peregrine falcon]
RRosa
My book says they're the fastest birds on Earth! They can dive at speeds over 200 miles per hour.
How is Sergio gonna pull that off?
CCarl
I gave him El Falcón's rocket blaster.
[activates the rocket blaster and speeds off; screams] HOLY ELOTE!!! WHERE'S THE BRAKES?! [crashes into the woods, creating an explosion]
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