Carl, Sergio and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wait, who's my padrino? [pan over to Sergio, scratching his butt with a fork and farts; shocked] Sergio is my niño?!

Relax. When have I ever put you in danger? [accidentally flicks his fork and it cuts the rope of the chandelier, causing it to crash to the ground]

[angrily to Carlos] You had one job, Carlos!