[In Carl and CJ’s room, Carl has Sergio and Lalo over to talk with them]
[clears throat] You might be wondering why I’ve gathered you here today.
[Carl's side of the room is rather messy]
To smell a bunch of dirty laundry?
No. I want to bring you in on an exciting investment opportunity. Our very own spooky tour! All we have to do is make up some spooky junk, give the people some scares, and the money will come pouring in! [laughs, then focuses] So, what spooky thing should we feature on the tour?
[comes in the room, taps him on the shoulder, startling him; unhappy] Ay, Carl. This room is filthy. You were supposed to make your bed and pick up your dirty clothes. And give Lalo a flea bath.
And I'm totally gonna. Later.
You better listen, Carl, or El Cucuy will come after you. He always knows when children are misbehaving. He watches you with his glowing red eyes and he can hear you from miles away with his giant hairy ear.
Abuelo has a giant hairy ear and he can't hear his cell phone ring.
[At that moment, Hector does walk by, his cell phone ringing, not even realizing]
I'm serious, Carl. [goes after Hector] Hector, su teléfono!
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