[Jan is mad at her siblings]
If I were an only child, I wouldn't have any phony brothers and sisters! Who needs you?!
You mean that, Jan?
You're right, I sure do!
Well, if that's what you want, I'm sure it can be arranged. Right, you guys? [Marcia, Peter, Bobby and Cindy agree]
You just lost yourself five brothers and sisters!
And you can have the whole house to yourself.
Great!
For us, too!
As far as you're concerned, we don't even exist.
Yeah, we're not even here!
Consider us invisible! Come on, gang, let's disappear. [Everybody but Jan leaves]
[The boys return]
What are we leaving for?
Yeah, this is our room!
[Jan leaves, Greg slams the door after her]
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