[When Marcia went outside — in the middle of the night — to mail the letter and climbed back up the trellis.]
Jan?
[Carol wakes up Jan.]
[to Jan] Where is Marcia?
I don't know.
[at the window, from the trellis, and to Carol] Here I am, Mommy.
Marcia...!? What on earth!?
[Mike puts his hands on Marcia, drags Marcia through the window, and leads her into the house.]
[after leading Marcia inside] Where were you?
[Mike closes the window.]
Mailing a letter.
AT THIS HOUR!? DOWN THE TRELLIS!? YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN YOUR NECK!
I had to mail the letter.
Why?
I can't say.
Marcia...?
[Mike sighs.]
Marcia, I have given you every chance possible. Now you leave me with no alternative.
[Finally, Mike starts up a really, very, very, severe punishment. That is, as he says...!]
We are all going skiing this weekend — all except you.
Your father is right. You are going to just have to stay at home with your grandparents.
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