[Soldier Boy sees Homelander standing over a scale model of a Homelander-themed amusement park]
The fuck is all this?
Hey. HomeLand. Next phase of the reboot. Showing the faithful my boundless love for them. [points at a monument of himself] That there? The Homelander Mount. We're saying that this is where the angel visited me, and I ascended to godhood.
…Right.
You're gonna love this. [waves his hand over a rollercoaster] This area here? We're calling it: "Soldier Boy: Father of God!" All the fastest rides are gonna be there, and every night, there's gonna be a ticker-tape parade honoring you.
[pause] I'm gonna head down to Bogotá. Figure I'll snort and fuck my way through the banana republics.
Uh... When are you coming back?
Probably not for… ever.
What? Look, if you don't like the park, I mean, forget it. I don't–I don't care about any of it. You want hοοker and blow? I'll get you all the drugs and all the wrinkly old whοres in America.
No, you're not hearing me.
No, you're not hearing me. I am where I am because you chose me. To help me. So, I want you to have whatever you want.
What I want is to get away.
From what? [scoffs] Or from who?
This just ain't my bag, kid.
I welded your shield back together, you never use it. I hired you a three-star Michelin chef, all you ever order is meatloaf and chili. I even had L.J. mock up a new super suit for you.
[Homelander pulls out a poster of Soldier Boy wearing an American flag-patterned suit]
Oh, God. See, that's what I'm talking about.
Oh, God? What?!
I don't want that. And another thing: I gave you the V1 because of Clara. Because that's what she would've wanted. This was never gonna be a "playing catch on the front lawn", "fixing up the old Impala" bullshit. You're too weird.
Stop fucking saying that.
And you're no god. No angel came to you. You had a wet dream about some chick with big, juicy tіts. If that makes you a god, then I'm a fucking god every night.
I AM GOD!
[pause] Would it help if I said, "It's not you, it's me"?
[laughs softly] If you wanna go, go.
[sighs; pats Homelander on the back] Good luck, son.
[Homelander suddenly grabs Soldier Boy from behind and puts him in a chokehold until he passes out]
I love you.
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