Mister Marathon, Soldier Boy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Hey, man, we don't have a problem with you. Honest, [stutters] but–but fuck this fucking guy. You know, he fuckеd my life. Look, if you help us get rid of him, then we all win, and you–you can have The Seven. And I don't even, like, really care if you bring me back or whatever.

I don't need to kill him to get The Seven.

No. Yeah, of course not, but what about all that creepy shit he's doing with that church? I mean, they're rounding up everybody cool. All the hοοkers, the drug dealers.

They wanna ban pοrn. I mean, they wanna ban fucking abortions!

Yeah.

Okay, well, banning abortion would be a big problem for me personally.

Exactly, for all of us. So, if we kill him, we can stop worrying about being cops or gods or asexual weirdos. You know, we can go back to fucking and–and being fucking awesome!

Look, we know you've got that fucked-up chest blast thing. I mean, I was at Herogasm. I saw it.

Just finish him now. Take away his powers, so we can curb stomp him while we have the chance.

[beat; looks down at Homelander] He is a fucking asexual weirdo.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But as much as it pains me to say this, he's my fucking asexual weirdo. Nobody fucks my son but me.

What?

…That came out wrong.