Homelander?
Up here.
What do you– [sees Homelander taking a bath] What in the fuck? Is that milk?
Better. Breastmilk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
So, what? You asked me up here so I could watch you swim in tit jizz?
I wanna give you another chance.
You wanna give me another chance?
Yes. Help me find that V1.
I'd rather fist myself with a handful of razors. Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V1 to find.
Oh, there most certainly is. And I am going to find it.
Yeah? What makes you so sure?
[smiling] An angel told me. It's my destiny.
Just when I thought there was a ceiling to how fuckin' weird you could get.
Yes, yes. Make your jokes. You've been blessed with immortality, and what have you done with it? Drink and fuck yourself numb. You... You are a disappointment. You see... [stands up and gets out of the tub] I am not gonna waste my immortality. I am gonna take what's rightfully mine. I'm asking you if you want a seat at the table because you're my father. But with or without you... a reckoning is coming.
[beat] You know, all I see is a freak. A freak with a bushel of gray pubes. Try some Just for Men.
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