[Homelander and Sister Sage watch Firecracker filming a Vought promo from a distance]
Did you know that these “vaccines” that they’re giving out at the Starlight House actually cause autism? And–And not that cool Rain Man autism that makes you good at countin' cards and shit.
That's her?
Yeah.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Seems like she fell off her jet ski one too many times.
Now that Starlight’s back leading the Starlighters, we need her.
That is gonna shut them up?
No, she’s gonna make them louder. Are you gonna trust me or not?
Is there a problem? ‘Cause this is a huge day for you, but you seem to have something firmly lodged up your asshole.
This spandex is. Up my ass and in a camel toe. The whole point was for me to stay behind the scenes.
[Homelander and Sage quickly get their photo taken together by the camera crew. Homelander motions for them to leave.]
You are clearly punishing me for openly disagreeing with you, which you said you could handle, but clearly you can’t.
Do you really think I’d be that petty?
Yes, I do. I mean, did it occur to you that it is harder to stage a fucking coup with a million eyes on me?
Popularity is power, Sister.
It’s a prison.
Listen, it’s gonna be great, okay? You’re a member of The Seven now. You’re a superhero. Act like it. [to the male members of The Seven] Hey, how about a photo with the new girl, guys?
Yeah, get in here. Front and center.
[Sage tenses up uncomfortably as The Deep pulls her in between him and Black Noir II]
Get in there. Make a sandwich out of her.
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