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S1 E15

The Boys · Season 1, Episode 15

Pastor, Butcher and others in “Unfinished Business”

PPastor

I'm–I'm not really sure what you're saying, son.

I'm sayin' that if there is some geezer up there with a big white beard, he's a world heavyweight cunt.

MSMother's Milk

What?

PPastor

I–I'm sorry, did you just call God a c-word?

Yeah. He's got a hard-on for mass murder and givin' kids cancer, and his big 'ol answer to the existential clusterfuck that is humanity is to nail his own bleedin' son to a plank. That is a cunt move. Come on, even you gotta agree with me here.

MSMother's Milk

Hey, hey, hey. Please…

We should lob a fuckin' nuke at him, get it over and done with. Y'know what I'm saying?

MSMother's Milk

[to the pastor] We're sorry, sir. We apologize. [to Butcher] My man…

Alright. Good talk. Think about it. I'm here all day, alright?

[Butcher and Mother's Milk walk away to a less populated area]

MSMother's Milk

You mind pipin' it down just a little bit, huh?

Oh, I'm sorry. Didn't mean to offend your inner black Baptist mum shoutin', "Praise the Lord."

MSMother's Milk

Fuck you. I'm Episcopalian. And there's nothing wrong with havin' a little church up in you, you know?

Said the bishop to the nun. What about you, Hughie? D'you believe in God?

I mean, I don't know.

What? Come off it.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't think it's Morgan Freeman up there or anything, but it can't all be random chaos.

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