Excuse me, sir. May I speak with you just for a moment?
Sorry, son. I got a packed schedule.
Alright. I understand, sir, but it's just–I need your guidance. I need Christ's guidance.
What is it?
Just hold on… one second. Let me just show you something.
[Hughie realizes his cell phone, which has the incriminating video of Ezekiel, stopped working after being water-damaged]
[chuckles] What's wrong?
Uh… You fucked me.
What?
Yeah, in a private Supe club. You know, the one on East 29th? Secret Lair, I think it's called?
Don't know it. Nope.
There were three of us oiled up, and you just wrapped your stretchy arms around me and it was–it was so fucking hot. And your dick was so perfect and long and… stretchy. And you–you played my butt like jazz. With poise and skill and… willingness to improvise.
[Later, Hughie calls M.M. on another phone after successfully blackmailing Ezekiel]
Hey, so that wasn't a piece of cake.
Hughie, that you? You alright?
Yeah. Yeah, it's me. Sorry. I had to–had to borrow a phone. [to someone offscreen] Thanks again. [to M.M.] I got baptized. Yeah, it's a long story. Blackmailing somebody is not cake, okay? It is weird, it's scary, you wind up just saying shit.
Okay, but did you get him to talk? What'd he say?
Uh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, you–you know that charity of his? Samaritan's Embrace?
Right.
Alright. So what they do is they take boxes full of that stuff and they ship it to hospitals all across the country. And apparently, the latest one is going to the NICU at Mercer Hospital. It's, uh–It's Midtown, I think.
You are a natural, kid. You're like the fuckin' Rain Man of fucking people over.
[laughs sarcastically] Not a compliment.
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