[Butcher and Hughie are parked outside Vought Tower to carry out their plan]
There's fuck-all security to worry about. In fact, they're a bunch of Muppets. [holds up bug] And the metal detector won't pick this up. Right? And what they'll probably do is take you through the security, and then up into the boardroom. Sit down. Be nice, congenial. Then, real polite-like, tell 'em you're gonna take a fake shit. Go into the bog, take the bug out. Peel back the plastic bit to reveal the sticky side. Put the plastic bit in the bog. Flush it. Then, go back into the boardroom, sit down–big smiles–plant the bug underneath the table. Easy-peasy Japanesey. Bob's your uncle. That's that.
That's that? That was–That was a lot! That–Hold on, can you just–Can you repeat it again? Just a little bit slower? Because I–
Shh, listen.
[deeply exhales] Fuck.
Hughie, calm down, alright? This is like that scene in The Matrix. Now, you could take the fuckin' red pill, right? Spend the rest of your life jackin' off, cryin' into your chai tea green latte, what the fuck. Or you could take the blue pill. Or is it the red pill? Anyway, take the other pill and quit bein' a cunt.
Which pill do you want me to take?
Just quit bein' a cunt. That's what I'm sayin'.
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