(About the Kumite, a martial arts tournament) Good times. Yeah, good times.
The Kumite (martial arts noise) is supposed to be death match, right?
You ever kill anybody?
Hey, everybody has to die sometime.
(Luna eats her meal, while a flashback continues again)
(In the flashback, Luna is dominating the fight against her opponent)
FINISH HIM!
(Luna rips out the oversized heart of her huge opponent at a fighting tournament)
(his announcement displayed onscreen as he says it) LUNA WINS...FATALITY!
(Flashback ends)
I mean I'm like, you kill one man, you kill a dozen. It's all the the same. I mean they can only hang ya once, right? (laughs) Am I right or am I right? (laughs) C'mon now, you're leaving me hanging!
(Huey, Riley and Granddad stare at Luna, obviously terrified)
WE HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!
(quietly) *Gasps* Move it! Move it! Move! Move! Hurry! Get on! Hurry Up!
(Luna looks surprised at their sudden departure)
(Huey, Riley, and Granddad retreat to the bathroom)
Thanks for inviting a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib, Granddad!
You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch!? She didn't say nothing about no damn Kumitie, Kumitoo, Kumite (kung-fu noise) Koom, black coon, now y'all just hush! And try to figure out what we gon' do. Huey, what we gon' do?
You gon' tell her to get the hell out!
I'm not gonna tell her to leave! She might hit me with one of them exploding nutsack techniques!
Oh, come on, Grandad. She's not a kung fu master, she's crazy!
Shit! Then you go kick her ass out!
But this is your respondiblity!
Hey, I'm willing to say in the bathroom all night!
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