It wudn't me!
It says, "Riley wuz here."
Well maybe it was another Riley.
You dropped these pictures (pictures show Riley posing in front of his graffiti), and, umm, you have paint all over your hands.
Riley, graffiti is a serious crime. Now as the assistant district attorney, I'd have to arrest you and send you to jail, and you wouldn't want that, would you?
(smirking) Nawwww, 'cause I remember when you got arrested that one time and you was cryin' 'cause you thought they were gonna rape you.
(interrupting) Well, I don't exactly remember it happening like that.
Yeah it did. The way you was talkin, they was fi'in to wear that ass out.
(interrupting) Okayyyyy... So we're all agreed that none of us want to go to jail.
And then there was somethin' about a salad, or somethin'?
(enthusiastically) Yes! Salads! For dinner! They make you eat vegetables every night and they're not... delicious... at all.
Uhhhh, is the cop here for me or Riley?
Your brother got caught spraying graffiti on... Wait, why would he be here for you?
Uh, No reason.
Fine, I knew y'all was gonna find a way to blame me for this. Go ahead! Say hello to the bad guy! But a white man told me to do it.
Wait a minute, what white man? What did he look like?
White... I just assumed he was in charge.
Why?
'Cause he was white!
And just what did this white man look like?
He had a... who do I look like, Snitchy McRat? I don't talk to police!
Boy, you better work your mouth!
If you gonna take me to jail then take me to jail! (he holds out his wrists)
(scowls)
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