(playing PS2 with Riley) What's up now?
Why you keep doin' the same move?
Where yo game at? Where yo game at?
My 'X' button ain't workin.
Whatever, nigga.
Hey, look! I'm pressin' it! You SEE me pressin' it! You cheat!
Bitch, your game is garbage. (she jumps up in the air) I'm Cristal, bitch! Who's next?
Fake ass Mariah Carey! (he throws the controller and runs away crying)
That's how nasty my game is, son. (to Huey) I send niggas runnin' away.
(stares at her)
What? A full day's supply of Vitamin C.
Granddad, that woman has got to go.
Miss Cristal is my beautiful baby boo, and you will show her some respect.
Granddad, we don't know anything about Ms. Cristal. I mean, we know she spends all your money, we know she eats more than a black hole...
WE KNOW SHE CHEAT AT PLAYSTATION!
But where does she live? What does she do for a living?
She's in sales.
Pff... Ho sales...
What?!
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