Bryan, Trent and others in “Unfinished Business”

(holding a fish) Trent, check it out- I'm gonna do my own prank on Lauren!

Bryan, please.

Check it out- I'm gonna put this in Lauren's closet- waay in the back, where she'll never find it.

(sarcastically) Wow, that sounds hilarious.

No- it's so that she won't know where the smell's coming from. And, by the time she does find it, it'll be all old and stinky and rotten.

Actually, that's pretty good- but, there's a big difference between coming up with it and pulling it off.

Oh, I can pull it off!

Bryan, the best prank call you ever made was "Sorry, wrong number!"

I so got that guy!

Oh, yeah- Dad was pretty pissed.

Whatever. I'm doing this! (enters Lauren's room and starts for her open closet, followed by Trent) Ok! So- here I go! (starts to enter the closet, then pauses)

Uh- you're not moving!

(turns around) What if the smell wrecks her clothes- will Mom and Dad get mad at me?

You can't worry about what might happen- would I have put bleach in Lauren's shampoo if I had known Mom was gonna borrow it? (pause) I'd like to think so, but I can't be sure!

(turns towards the closet, pauses, then turns around, defeated) ...I can't. (hands the fish to Trent) You're right- you're the only one who has the guts to do this.

Thank you. (walks into the closet) Now, step aside and let the Master work-

(inside the closet) Hey!

(laughs and high-fives Bryan) Well played, my friend.

Thank you!

(rattling the door handle) Hey, what's going on?!

(laughing) We got you, that's what's going on!

Guys, this is not cool- you know I freak out in small spaces! Now let me out!

Oh, we'll let you out- just as soon as it stops being funny! (Bryan giggles)

How long have I been in here?! I've lost all concept of time! (pause) Is it tomorrow? Am I missing school?

(chuckles) I could listen to this all day.

I think we've earned it. (sits down on the chair)

Is it the future? Are there robots? Who's the President now?

Ryan Seacrest.

I knew it!