This cereal could kill me!
Well, it's whole-grain, so it's good for your heart. You can tell, 'cause the cartoon camel is wearing a jogging suit.
It contains HXT, a preservative that can cause serious allergic reactions.
What is this all about?
I'm doing a school report on hidden dangers of the home.
Is your breath one of them? (Bill comes downstairs)
Good morning! (grabs the cereal)
Don't let the camel fool you- you're gambling with your life. (Bill gives Susan a puzzled look)
School report- it's the best one yet.
Ah. Hey, is Trent up yet? We're playing basketball this morning.
Haven't seen him.
Well, he better have his game on, 'cause I feel good! (flexes) My bum shoulder's nice and loose, my back doesn't hurt, my knee's not even clicking!
(grins) You must be feeling good- I notice you left your girdle on the bed.
Hey- that's a back brace.
You got it from "cheapgirdles.com"
And right on the box, it says "Back Brace!" (Susan laughs)
Is there some kind of rule that breakfast in this house has to be a freak show? (A.J.enters)
Ah- not 'till now.
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