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S1 E15

The Bill Engvall Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Bryan, Susan and others in “Unfinished Business”

Bryan

This cereal could kill me!

Susan

Well, it's whole-grain, so it's good for your heart. You can tell, 'cause the cartoon camel is wearing a jogging suit.

Bryan

It contains HXT, a preservative that can cause serious allergic reactions.

Susan

What is this all about?

Bryan

I'm doing a school report on hidden dangers of the home.

Lauren

Is your breath one of them? (Bill comes downstairs)

Bill

Good morning! (grabs the cereal)

Bryan

Don't let the camel fool you- you're gambling with your life. (Bill gives Susan a puzzled look)

Susan

School report- it's the best one yet.

Bill

Ah. Hey, is Trent up yet? We're playing basketball this morning.

Susan

Haven't seen him.

Bill

Well, he better have his game on, 'cause I feel good! (flexes) My bum shoulder's nice and loose, my back doesn't hurt, my knee's not even clicking!

Susan

(grins) You must be feeling good- I notice you left your girdle on the bed.

Bill

Hey- that's a back brace.

Susan

You got it from "cheapgirdles.com"

Bill

And right on the box, it says "Back Brace!" (Susan laughs)

Lauren

Is there some kind of rule that breakfast in this house has to be a freak show? (A.J.enters)

Bill

Ah- not 'till now.

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