You don't think you should do something to smooth things over with Mr. Pratt?
No! Guys don't hold grudges. We say our piece, and move on.
(sarcastically) Guys... keepin' the world mellow.
(jumps as Priscilla slithers across the kitchen floor) SNAKE, SNAKE!! (upstairs, Lauren and Bryan jump) BRYAN, GET DOWN HERE! (Bryan and Lauren rush downstairs) Where is your snake?
In it's terrarium. I caught it just like you said to. Right, Lauren?
Sure, why not?
... 'Cause I thought I saw something.
Maybe you're getting a migraine. Those can be proceeded by hallucinations. [Bill and Susan give each other incredulous looks] Good night, Dad. (Bill pats him on the head as he goes upstairs)
Did Trent work on his paper at all?
He claims he finished it.
(to Bill) You planning to read it over before he hands it in?
If he wants me to. (Susan gives him a look) And, if he doesn't want me to. (starts heading for the stairs)
He needs an "A" on it.
I know.
Make sure it makes sense.
Okay.
Don't let him manipulate you.
(sarcastically) All ri-i-ight! (goes upstairs, Lauren joins her mother in eating leftover pastries)
Why did you guys...choose to have other children after me?
(smiles) 'Cause we were young, and... stupid.
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