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The Bill Engvall Show · Season 1, Episode 15

Susan, Bill and others in “Unfinished Business”

Susan

You don't think you should do something to smooth things over with Mr. Pratt?

Bill

No! Guys don't hold grudges. We say our piece, and move on.

Susan

(sarcastically) Guys... keepin' the world mellow.

Bill

(jumps as Priscilla slithers across the kitchen floor) SNAKE, SNAKE!! (upstairs, Lauren and Bryan jump) BRYAN, GET DOWN HERE! (Bryan and Lauren rush downstairs) Where is your snake?

Bryan

In it's terrarium. I caught it just like you said to. Right, Lauren?

Lauren

Sure, why not?

Bill

... 'Cause I thought I saw something.

Bryan

Maybe you're getting a migraine. Those can be proceeded by hallucinations. [Bill and Susan give each other incredulous looks] Good night, Dad. (Bill pats him on the head as he goes upstairs)

Susan

Did Trent work on his paper at all?

Lauren

He claims he finished it.

Susan

(to Bill) You planning to read it over before he hands it in?

Bill

If he wants me to. (Susan gives him a look) And, if he doesn't want me to. (starts heading for the stairs)

Susan

He needs an "A" on it.

Bill

I know.

Susan

Make sure it makes sense.

Bill

Okay.

Susan

Don't let him manipulate you.

Bill

(sarcastically) All ri-i-ight! (goes upstairs, Lauren joins her mother in eating leftover pastries)

Lauren

Why did you guys...choose to have other children after me?

Susan

(smiles) 'Cause we were young, and... stupid.

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