[Leonard and Amy are sitting alone at their table at a wedding reception]
Would you like to dance?
[depressed] No, thank you. I'm not really much of a dancer.
[long pause]
Not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist either.
I'm sorry. The bride and groom seem happy.
Why shouldn't they be? They have a feverish night of socially approved copulation ahead of them. In some cultures, we'd stand outside of their bedroom cheering as they achieved orgasm.
That sounds like a late night, and I have work in the morning.
[fed up] Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here. And you're not holding up your end of the evening.
I'm sorry. This wedding just reminds me of my kinda-sorta-girlfriend 9,000 miles away.
I have a kinda-sorta-boyfriend who's playing with a model train right now, you don't hear me bitching about it.
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