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S4 E12

The Big Bang Theory · Season 4, Episode 12

Sheldon and Leonard in “The Bus Pants Utilization”

[after Leonard kicked Sheldon out of the app team]

Sheldon

All right, I suppose I'll go put on my bus pants.

Leonard

What the hell are bus pants?

Sheldon

They are pants one wears over one's regular pants when one sits on bus seats that other people have previously sat on. But, perhaps from your lofty heights atop the corporate ladder, you've lost touch with the struggles of the common man.

Leonard

Look, I'm still happy to drive you to work. Nothing's changed in that regard; we're still roommates, we're still friends.

Sheldon

Except you identified me, your best friend, as a gangrenous limb that needed to be severed from the organism and tossed away. A desperate act of a little man with a big Napoleon complex!

Leonard

You know what? Go put on your bus pants.

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