Sheldon and Leonard in “The Spaghetti Catalyst”

Thanks for seeing me on such short notice.

What do you want?

Maybe this isn't a good time.

Tell me what you want or I swear to God I will kill you.

Do you really think death threats are a good way to start this conversation?

Alright I'm sorry.

Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.

What do you want?

You may wanna sit down.

I'm in bed!

Point taken. You may wanna sit up.

Just tell me what you want!

I've been seeing Penny behind your back.

When you saying seeing Penny, what do you mean?

We had dinner last night. She made me spaghetti with little hot dogs. I like spaghetti with little hot dogs.Well a hot dog. I gave up the other 5 hot dogs to a real dog. A real big dog. A hell hound. There'll be a tangent line at the end, it's not important.

Then why did you have Chinese food with us?

Wolowitz made it very clear who's side I should be on. Clearly the male comrade comes before the woman who will sell her body for money.

Is it possible that he said bros before hoes?

Yes, but I rephrased to avoid offending the hoes.

Sheldon, I don't care if you wanna be friends with Penny.

Really?

Yeah.

You mean all the emotional distress I've been feeling is essentially useless and in vain.

I guess so.

Well as my Meemaw would say, Looks like we butchered a pig but nobody wanted bacon. Oh and as for the tangent line. Sheldon and the hell hound. OR How I lost my hot dogs.