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S3 E16

The Big Bang Theory · Season 3, Episode 16

Penny, Sheldon and others in “The Excelsior Acquisition”

Penny

Well, here we are.

Sheldon

Oh my, we're at Stan Lee's front door.

Penny

Yep.

Sheldon

First we were at Stan Lee's curb, than we were at Stan Lee's walk and now we're at Stan Lee's front door. We're going to have milk and cookies with Stan Lee. [Penny rings the doorbell]

Penny

Okay, sweetie I don't know if we're gonna have cookies or he's just gonna say hi so let me do the talking and... [Stan Lee comes out]

Stan Lee

Yeah?

Penny

Are you Stan Lee?

Stan Lee

Aw, crap.

Penny

Hi, I'm Penny and this is my friend Sheldon...

Sheldon

We're not friends at the moment. It depends on how this goes.

Penny

Anyway,Sheldon is a huge fan and he was supposed to be at your signing but he kind of, ended up in jail, so we got your address and...

Stan Lee

Wait, so you just decided to come to my house, uninvited?

Sheldon

You said we were invited.

Penny

No Sheldon, I said, I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house.

Stan Lee

You know, you fan boys are unbelievable. You think you can just ring by doorbell anytime you want? [Sarcastically] I mean why don't you just come in and watch the Lakers game with me?

Sheldon

[comes inside] Alright, but I'm not a very much of a sports fan.

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