Sheldon and Leonard in “The Hofstadter Isotope”

Would you like some advice?

Sure, why not?

Then this is the perfect time to launch a blog with an interactive comments section.

Gee, thanks a lot!

Would you rather I offer my personal insight?

No, I don't need any insights, I just wanna know why Penny is more interested in Stuart than me. We're practically the same guy!

Oh, I disagree. Stuart is taller, artistic, self-employed, and most significantly, he gets 45% off comic books.

You're right, I really should be asking strangers on the internet!

My original point.