I'm just worried that if I don't schedule our bedroom endeavors, then I may not think about them, and you'll grow cold and distant and seek solace in the arms of a heavily-muscled long Shore man.
Where would I find a long Shore man?
Along the Shore. It's in the name.
Sheldon, I couldn't be with anybody but you.
That's good to know. I wouldn't want to have to fight a man who's brave enough to touch a fish.
How's this for a compromise; make all the schedules you want. Just don't tell me about them.
Excellent. I'll create an algorithm that'll generate a pseudo-random schedule. And do you know why it won't be a true random schedule?
Because the generation of true random numbers remains an unsolved problem in computer science.
Come with me.
Where are we going?
To the hotel room. And when we get there I'm gonna need you to say that again, except naked.
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