Good morning, wife.
Good morning, husband. I can't believe we're actually married.
It's official. According to tradition we should hang the bed sheets outside so the Villagers can see that we consummated. [makes his way over to the curtains]
I don't think that's appropriate considering where we're starting our Honeymoon.
Well, I suppose you're right... [opens the curtains, revealing Legoland California outside] Although when you think about it, Lego is the perfect metaphor for marital congress; two pieces that interlock together with a satisfying snap.
Oh, that's the sound you were making.
Oh, I almost forgot. While you were sleeping I ordered room service.
Really?!
[lifts the lid off the plate, revealing bacon, eggs, and pancakes made out of Legos.] Viola! You thought it was going to be food, didn't you?
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