Raj and Howard in “The Tenant Disassociation”

[relaxing in Howard's jacuzzi] Oh, this is the life. What could be better than this?

Howard

If you weren't wearing one of my swimsuits.

I'll give it back.

Howard

You know the rule. Once it touches heinie, it's no longer miney.

You're such a prude. Do you know all the things this water's touching right now?

Howard

[getting out] Well, I'm relaxed enough.