[first lines as Bernadette wakes Howard up] Howie. Howie, wake up. It's time.
[waking up] Oh. Did your water break?
No.
Are you feeling any contractions?
No.
[she starts to climb out of bed] Wait. Well, where are you going?
To the hospital. Today's my due date, and this crap needs to end now.
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