[on the phone] Yes, how much for a hundred long stemmed red roses? Really? How much for three?
[entering] Hey.
I’ll call you back.
Look I know you we’re trying to help with your Star Wars thing. I didn't mean to call it idiotic.
Well, I don’t think you called it idiotic.
Oh. Sorry. I meant to. Anyway. Um. I was just upset with myself. I wasn't mad at you. I feel like everything is falling apart.
Come on. It’s okay.
No it’s not okay. Look at me. Okay. I took a temp job as a waitress like forever ago and I’m still doing it. And I can’t quit because guess what I can’t do anything else. And I finally get my big break. And it goes away. I’m such a mess.
No, you’re not.
Really? ‘Cause this morning at Starbucks a pair of old underwear fell out of my pant leg. And it wasn't the only one in there.
Okay, listen to me; this is just a minor setback.
No it’s not. I've been out here for like ten years and have nothing to show for it.
Well, you have me.
You’re right. I do have you. Hmm. Let’s get married.
What?
Ohh. [kneeling] Leonard Hofstadter. Will you marry me?
Umm.
Did you seriously just say, “Umm?”
Look you know I love you, but you’re…you’re drunk and sad and feeling lost…
Okay. So-so, you don’t want to marry me?
That is not what I said.
No, forget it. I take it back, the offer’s off the table.
[entering] Who is in the mood to laugh?
Really not a good time.
But I used science to construct the perfect joke.
I’m going to go.
Penny don’t.
No, no. I just need to be alone.
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