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S6 E1

The Big Bang Theory · Season 6, Episode 1

Amy and Sheldon in “The Date Night Variable”

Have I ever told you you're like a sexy praying mantis?

Every time you drink alcohol.

You know what's wonderful about the praying mantis? They devour their mate.

Your point being?

[undoing her top button] Dessert is served.

[unfazed] I just had cobbler.

[redoing her top button] You know what? I'm done with this.

[She gets up and starts to leave]

Where are you going?

I'm leaving.

You can't leave. I need you.

[stopped in her tracks] You do?

Yes. You're my ride.

Sheldon, you either say something meaningful and from the heart, or you and I are done.

All right. [Offers her a seat] Please. [She sits down] Amy, when I look in your eyes and you're looking back in mine, everything feels not quite normal because I feel stronger and weaker at the same time. I feel excited and, at the same time, terrified. The truth is, I don't know what I feel, except...I know what kind of man I want to be.

Sheldon...that was beautiful.

I should hope so. That's from the first Spider-Man movie.

I'll take it.

Good. Now, I assume we're splitting the check?

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