Penguin
Huh? Joker?!
Joker
I'm the Batman.
Penguin
You see, the thing is... you're not!
Joker
The eggs, Penguin, or I scramble you.
Penguin
Are you out of your gourd?! I'm in the middle of a heist! You don't see me barging in on your "gas all of Gotham" schemes, do you?! It is called professional courtesy!
Joker
Sorry, Pengy, but bringing down Gotham's second biggest criminal means my biggest bounty yet.
Penguin
"Second biggest"?! Says who?!
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