[The Joker, still dressed as Batman, finds two young girls drawing on a pavement in chalk]
Well, well, well. Graffiti! That's a pretty serious offense, girls. But that's why I became a crimefighter - to take out garbage like you!
[He leaps towards them, but Batman knocks him away]
The costume party's over, Joker.
Joker? Didn't you hear? The Clown Prince of Crime's checked out. He just couldn't take anymore. Couldn't take the Batman. Always there to thwart his latest scheme. Well, it was really starting to drive him mad! [Batman grabs Joker] But then Joker thought, if he couldn't beat the Bat, he'd be the Bat. [chuckles]
Think Gotham has one Batman too many.
Which means one of us has gotta go.
My thoughts exactly.
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