[mutters to himself in his cell, until Batman appears] The Batman! What if I hadn't been decent?
You're never decent, Joker. Why bother adding a stand-in to your card collection instead of me?
[Laughs] To drive you batty, of course. And look, it's working.
[Grabs Joker] Answers, Joker.
Do you really think I'd send a flunky to eliminate my favorite sparring partner? I reserve that pleasure for me alone.
Then why -
Because I miss your company, Batman. [Batman pushes Joker aside] We're two sides of the same card. After all, you knew where I'd send my look-a-like to find you. And I knew all along that if I left a trail of breadcrumbs, you'd gobble them up!
Joker, you're not making sense. Why convince an orderly to do your dirty work when you could just have him unlock your cell?
Because you've always been my ace, Batman. My ace in the hole! [Laughs and pulls out two sticks and plays a tune with no notes]
What?
[Joker blows out green Joker gas at Batman's face, causing him to collapse]
[Cackles] I don't need you in my card collection. I never play with a full deck! [Laughs]
Welcome to Joker's revenge-o-rama! Introducing my first guest, [unveils Wigzell] Judge Horace Wigzell! He's such a card! [presses button, canned laughter plays] Now, why are you here? [in Southern accent] Because y'all done me wrong! [to the Judge] Wigzy, you sentenced me to life in the loony bin! [to Yin and Bennett] Detectives, you arrested me; Shame on you! [to Bagley] Bagley, how many times have I told you, I hate macaroni and cheese! Oh, how I've wanted to deck you all, and deck you I shall! [knocks Wigzell into the river] Go fish! [presses button, canned applause plays]
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