The Batman (2004) · Season 4, Episode 3
“Clayfaces” · Season 4, Episode 3
In this episode: Batman (1), Bruce Wayne (1)
Okay, we've seen enough. I'm afraid you just don't have the right look.
What is it now? My nose? Last time, my ears were too big. Before that, I was too short! What do I gotta do to get a stinking part?!
Maybe you should think about acting classes?
Acting classes? Ha! You wouldn't know a good actor if you tripped over one. One day, everyone in Gotham will know this face!
The suspect ingested a highly concentrated form of the Clayface formula Ethan was exposed to.
I don't get it. Why would anyone willingly down a dangerous toxin?
There are a lot of troubled people out there, Dick. Once we find our man, we'll find our answer.
[The Bat-computer identifies Karlo]
We have a match: Basil Karlo. He's an actor. That is, if starring in Revenge of the Atomic Clone qualifies as acting.
[The computer plays a clip from a science fiction B-movie, with Karlo giving a hammy performance as a mad scientist]
Twenty years ago, I was thrown out of the university for crimes against nature. Why?! Because of my work to create a race of bio-genetic supermen!
[dryly] Can't understand why he hasn't worked in over ten years.
[smirking] We are so watching that movie!
[after Ethan and Karlo are cured from their Clayface transformations] Welcome back, Ethan.
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