Director and Basil Karlo in “Clayfaces”

Okay, we've seen enough. I'm afraid you just don't have the right look.

What is it now? My nose? Last time, my ears were too big. Before that, I was too short! What do I gotta do to get a stinking part?!

Maybe you should think about acting classes?

Acting classes? Ha! You wouldn't know a good actor if you tripped over one. One day, everyone in Gotham will know this face!