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The Awesomes · Season 1, Episode 15

Luxem-Borg, Tim and others in “Unfinished Business”

LBLuxem-Borg

Did you hear about the helicopter that crashed in a Belgian cemetery?

Tim

No.

LBLuxem-Borg

The rescue teams have found over two hundred and sixty dead people. Why wasn't Jesus born in Belgium?

Concierge

Why?

LBLuxem-Borg

God couldn't find three wise men. Have you ever tried Belgian kissing?

Tim

Uh, no.

LBLuxem-Borg

It's like French kissing, but more Flemish.

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