Tim, be a dear and fetch another sixer from the upstairs fridge. And grab one for yourself.
Umm, I'm 11 years old.
So? When I was your age, I was working three jobs to support an Irish-Catholic family of 15 people. Taking a long swig from the bottle at the end of the day might have been the only thing that kept me alive.
Heh. Actually, while moderate drinking...
I didn't ask for your life story, kid. Just get the beers.
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