The Amazing Race Season 1 quotes

I want to rip their heads off and show them their hearts.

What does it say? "Go Here"? Oh. I thought it said "Go Home".

They were rippin' my skin off.

Really? Mine was pretty nice.

You saw what that was like in Midnight Express.

Joe

The first circle inside the big concentric circle!

[after lighting the Coliseum on fire] Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh, stop!

I thought I heard him. You can't miss that mouth.

Take the elevator to the Coliseum floor!

Pit Of Death, here I come.

I'll do it. I gotta pee, but I'll do it.

Olympic torch, kiddos!

Phil

David and Margaretta, you're the last team to arrive at this leg. You've been eliminated. I'm sorry to tell you that.

And I'm sorry to hear it. But I want to tell you, this is a tough group to compete against, and I don't think it's any disgrace to lose to them. They're all great people, and we did our best, and we wish them lots of luck.

Alright, so what do you think that arrow means? I gotta pee, I might as well do it right here.

It means go right, stupid. It means Drew is a dumbass.