Dave, Police officer and others in “Unfinished Business”

There's so many things to see and enjoy, boys. Nature's children are all around us. [Alvin leaves without Dave noticing] And if we don't alarm them, they'll be our friends. [the bear snatches Alvin's hat] And if we're kind to them, they'll be kind to us. They can teach us many lessons. [the bear wears Alvin's cap] Can you name one, Alvin? Alvin? [Simon and Theodore see the bear coming and run away] Alvin? [the bear comes up to Dave; he gasps] ALVIN!! [runs away] THE BEAR ATE ALVIN! [the startled bear runs away] HELP! EVERYBODY! CALL THE POLICE! SAVE MY ALVIN! [a police officer stands nearby] Somebody save my Alvin!

[holds his hand up] Hold it. [Dave, Simon, and Theodore skid to a halt] What's all the panic, mister?

Alvin! A bear ate Alvin!

Oh, calm down, calm down, these park bears wouldn't eat Alvin. Who's Alvin?

[cries on the officer's shoulder] Alvin is the cutest, the sweetest, the greatest...

Hey, Dave?

And I tell you, a bear DID eat Alvin, and...

Dave?! Dave!

You shouldn't get hysterical in front of the kids, mister.

[outraged] I demand justice, sir! GET THAT BEAR--!

[both at the same time] Alvin's digging gold!

[surprised] What? Simon, Theodore, what did you say?

Alvin's digging gold, Dave.

Yeah! [giggles] He probably just lost his path.

[relieved] Oh, thank goodness. [angry] Why, that little--

Now that we've solved your problem, sir, if you will excuse me, I've got a problem of my own. I'm up here looking for a payroll bandit. Now if you'll keep an eye open for my bandit, I'll keep an eye open for your Alvin.

Yeah, well, swell, officer. Thanks a lot. [horrified] BANDIT?!