You know, that's typical of you. Every single time we get into an argument, you always get so hung up on... the truth.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
[After desperately searching for food, Frank resorts to eating the sand.]
Oh, what is that? It's a peanut. Awwwwwwww, I hate it when there's food in my sand!
Out of all the audiences we’ve played to, you’d easily have to be… one of them.
I get sucked into the dickhead vortex.
C for Colin and F for –
Fuckwit.
Hi guy, try Thai high pie, bye!
He said, you sprinkle it on your shoulders and on your head, and the birds, they come and eat. And I, you know, I thought that sounded really sweet. So he sprinkled the bird seed on me, and the birds came. THEY WERE EMUS!!!
I’m a no bum talent, and you’re a no talent bum.
He turned my nanna into a scoopy bum!
Don’t you ever suck me again!
How do you come up with these ideas? Where do you find them in your, from behind your face? The Great Wall of China.
I just read about it in a book.
Oh, I’m hoping one day to read a book.
CAColin [as Orville]
I've just realised, we're speaking in British accents.
FAFrank [as Wilbur]
Yes?
CAColin [as Orville]
We're American!
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