[shouts] I'M FREE! [starts singing, dancing and clapping her hands] NO MOM! NO MUMA! NO MUMA! NO MUMA! NO MUMA! NO MUMA!
S1 E12Teach Your Children Well
S1 E13Driven To Insanity
Mom, if you love me, you'll start dragging my sorry butt home right now!
I'm going to talk to your father first and we'll see how sorry your butt is!
Raven (to Chelsea): Do your parents listen to you?
They kinda have to, Rae, they're both therapists. It's just kind of freaky when they tell me my times up and they'll see me next week.
(to Matthew, impersonating as Chelsea) Hello, Matthew.. Yeah hi so this is like Chelsea, Raven's friend and so.. and like she wanted to tell you that she so can't make it Friday night.
(to Cory) Well, look at it this way. In four years, you'll be fourteen, but then Chelsea will be nineteen and she still won't be looking your way. But by then, I'll be dating college girls!
I'm feeling kinda sick. Could you take me home?
MMatthew
No problem, just let me get the check. Waiter? Waiter? Waiter?
[fed up and screams] WAITER!
Cory (to Raven): I need to use your bathroom.
Raven: Um, what's wrong with the one downstairs?
Cory: Dad just used that one.
Raven: Say no more!
Raven: I just had the best vision!
Eddie: Ooh, did it involve me and Hallie Berry?
Raven: No. I see things that are actually going to happen.
S1 E14A Dog By Any Other Name
Chelsea (to Cory): Do you still wear those pajamas? You know, the ones with the bunny feet, baby?
Well, baby, if that's what turns you on.
Eddie (rapping): I may be sitting in the seat, soaked my feet, but this homeboy's got you beat. Ah-ha! You can say all you want, make funny faces, but you're nothing but sad rapping cousins. You think you're so smart (pointing one guy) you get F's and D's (points to another guy) and your grades so low man, you get straight Z's. I might be sittin' through spit and spray, but that doesn't even matter cause I'm gonna get an A.
Raven (to Sam): Don't worry. She likes you, you lucky dog!
Raven (looks at Eddie's pink and heart embroided shirt): I like that...I have that!
It was either this or a tube top.
Reservations for Raven? (Eddie glares at her) You should really get a cell phone, alright?
S1 E15Separation Anxiety
I love this picture of me and my folks. We were so happy
Where's Cory?
He wasn't born yet. That's why we were so happy.
S1 E18If I Only Had A Job
DDad
Tell your mother everything is fine.
Hey, Mom! We haven't eaten for days, your plants are dead, and I'm dropping out of school. Love ya, bye.
[in strong accents]
[as Liz Anya] Do you know who I be? Does you listen to music?
[as Liz Anya's bodyguard] Do you watch TV?
[as Liz Anya's executive] Do you carry a lunch box?
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