[Red and Kitty talk to Eric over his masturbation]
When you were a baby, you had your hands down your pants all the time. But that's okay, because it's natural. Red, tell him it's natural.
What are you, an animal?
But why wouldn't you lock the door?
How could he lock the door when he's in there pawing himself like an animal?
You know, some people get addicted and can't even hold down a job!
If you can't get someone to do it for you, you do without. In Korea I went for two and a half years.
Dad, you were there for three. [Kitty looks at Red]
What are you, an animal?
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