[Red is not pleased that Kitty's serving tea]
This is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.
Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, and since we're in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone. [doorbell rings] Ooh, I bet that's Jackie's mom.
[stands up and heads for door] I still don't think we should get involved in this. As far as I'm concerned this is between Jackie and her ditzy wretch of a mom. [opens door and sees Pam Burkhart played by Brooke Shields]
Hi, you must be Red, I'm Pam Burkhart, Jackie's mom.
[taken aback at Pam's beauty] It's Pam.
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