“Who Are You” quotes from That '70s Show

Red

This is America. We bomb countries that drink tea.

Kitty

Well, that's because coffee keeps us awake all night, and since we're in such a bad mood, we have to bomb someone. [doorbell rings] Ooh, I bet that's Jackie's mom.

Red

[stands up and heads for door] I still don't think we should get involved in this. As far as I'm concerned this is between Jackie and her ditzy wretch of a mom. [opens door and sees Pam Burkhart played by Brooke Shields]

Hi, you must be Red, I'm Pam Burkhart, Jackie's mom.

Red

[taken aback at Pam's beauty] It's Pam.

Kitty

Bob and Pam are in a hot tub?

Red

[overhears and enters kitchen] Pam's in a hot tub?

Kitty

There, you did it again, and this time you didn't even say Bob!

Red

Yes I did.

Kitty

No you didn't.

Red

Yes I did...and you would have heard it too if it hadn't been for all that damn tea! You know, I fought a war to keep that crap out of this country, and you had to bring it into my house, and you call yourself an American!? Ha! [leaves kitchen]

Kitty

Bob, this is clearly upsetting Donna. How can you date her?

Red

Yeah. How can you date her?

Kitty

[glares at Red] What does that mean?

Red

What?

Kitty

You emphasized "her" like there's something special about "her".

Red

[stammering a bit] I just said what you said. But you must've missed it because I was on my way outside to mow the lawn. [heads outside]