[Kelso just hit a police car]
I cannot believe you hit a police car.
Nah, don't worry. It's a hot lady cop. Yah, just watch the master.
License and registration.
Yeah, just give me a sec here. My wallet gets stuck ‘cause I've been workin' out. My leg muscles are huge. Oh boy. By the way, I can bench about 220 so that'd be about - two of you little lady.
What's your name?
Oh my name is Fez, but I have a girlfriend so you need to cool it little girl.
Yeah, I'll try. Okay Mr. Kelso, I'm gonna issue you a citation. [gives Kelso a ticket]
Wooh, a citation for bein' too foxy in a school zone.
No. A citation for 64 dollars. Bench press that.
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