[Eric and Donna are making out in his bed, but Donna discovers an issue of PlayPen on the floor]
You keep a stack of dirty magazines under your bed? [gets up to look under his bed]
What? No! God, not a stack. You know, what is a "stack" really?
Why do you have these down here?
Now, wait, Donna...downstairs you were laughing and cracking jokes about this stuff.
Eric, that was in the basement...with our idiotic friends. Why do you need them? Aren't I enough? [throws the magazines at him]
No-Yeah, you're enough. God, you're...you're plenty. It's just, uh, that, uh... you see, Donna, you see, what I do with dirty magazines... is... really only interesting to me.... with the reading of the articles and the solving of the puzzles and whatnot.
You know what? I don't wanna know bout the whatnot. I'm outta here [leaves room]
[to magazines] Oh, no, girls. She's onto us.
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