[Red talks to Kelso in the garage over his relationship with Laurie]
What you want to do is fly in under my radar, so that if I don't see you and Laurie together, or even mention her name in the same breath, I might just forget that you even exist, got it?
Yeah, so if you mean me and Laurie -
Oh no, now, you just mentioned my daughter's name.
Ok, so if Kelso and your daughter -
No no, see...that's not gonna work either.
This is hard, Red!
Yeah, you're gonna be here 'till you get it right, Kelso!
Okay Red, but eventually my parents are gonna come looking for me.
[threatening voice] Yeah, but they're not gonna find ya! Oh, that's another joke. Come on laugh, Kelso! [Kelso begins to cry]
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