[Red fantasizes a scene in the manner of a soap opera]
And now, another episode of Point Place.
My god Kitty. What have I become?
I don't know. You're not the man I married! And I'm not Kitty.
[faces her] What are you saying?
I am Kitty. But I am leaving you for Dr. Cloak. Or should I say, [faces camera] Eric's real father.
But why?
He has a job. What do you have, Red Forman? What do you have?
[dramatically bites his fist] I've got nothing. [Kitty cries] Dear God. Will I ever work again? [puts his face in his hands, sobs, and peers through his fingers.]
[Cuts to Red sitting in the kitchen, Kitty enters]
Penny for your thoughts.
Well, one thing I'm thinkin' - I've gotta stop watchin' the damn soaps.
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